I may have just found the cure. Scott discovered this page in the Skymall magazine on the airplane and we marveled for about twenty minutes at the Garden Yeti Statue. We particularly like the sentence in the product description that reads, “…our more than two-foot-tall Garden Yeti will have guests doing a double take as they admire your creative home or garden style.” Home?
The Meerkat Gang statue is pretty classy, too. As is the 900$ gold King Tutankhamen’s Egyptian Throne Chair on the adjacent page, but I didn’t scan that one. That would be like finding the perfect little black dress and then telling all of your friends where you got it.