My friend Julie Klausner offered a personalized dirty limerick to anyone who wrote a positive Amazon review for her book, I Don’t Care About Your Band. I’m not as funny as Julie, but I can console myself with the fact that I know enough to steal a good idea when I see one.
Give me a positive review on Amazon and tell me about it. I’ll write you your very own heartfelt haiku! Write one for Julie, too, and I’ll throw in a bonus syllable.