My Family Rocks



This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for the different manifestations of family in our lives. As an adoptive family, we’re living proof that clans are formed in all kinds of ways. But there are less obvious examples of this, too.

A band, for instance, is a family. Scott’s band is a family with whom I’ve traveled the world for the past eight years. We don’t always like each other, but we share an intimacy and a common purpose that always manages to unite us in the end.

For those of us who live far from our families or who might be estranged from them for one reason or another (writing a memoir, for instance), chosen families are an essential part of holidays. We’ve spent the past four Thanksgivings at my beautiful, graceful friend Claire’s house, along with her generous family and a coterie of interesting friends. Tariku is obsessed with Claire’s teenage daughter and while he was stalking her, I actually got a chance to breathe and converse with grown-ups.

There is a banner at their house on which people write what they’re thankful for. This year, T did a little drawing on the banner and not far from his picture was a note that Scott wrote two years ago, saying he was thankful for Tariku, the son we were waiting to go pick up in Ethiopia. My chest contracted for a moment remembering that unbearable limbo state, when I carried a picture of T around with me and wielded it like a shield against an endless barrage of well-meaning questions. I remembered the terrible holidays that year, when we knew about T but we couldn’t go get him for another three months.

And now we were spending Thanksgiving with this same chosen family and my biggest worries were that T would pull the dog’s tail or that he’d eat too much sugar and have a freak out. I looked at that banner and the gratitude beyond words washed over me. I’m immensely grateful for my family this year. I was so filled with the spirit that I even went into the garage today and eyed the ornaments and lights. Then I turned around and walked right back out. This week, though…

Happy National Adoption Day!

Okay, so National Adoption Day was yesterday, but I forgot about it because a couple of years ago I adopted a kid and I haven’t remembered a National Anything Day since.

But sincerely from my heart, I say happy belated Adoption Day to all of you. And I offer a prayer that every child on this planet find a loving home.

And in honor of the day, I give you this video of Tariku doing his cardio-Beatles.

If you’re reading this on Facebook, you’ll have to get your tush over to my website if you want to see a baby in dinosaur pajamas aerobicising to “Hey, Jude.”

What You Can Do: Link


A few weeks ago, my friend Kristen at Rage Against the Minivan blogged about actions all of us (particularly people who aren’t in a position to adopt) can take to address the global orphan crisis. I woke up thinking about it this morning so I thought I’d share the link to her amazing and solution-oriented post.

Here’s an excerpt:

I’ve written pretty passionately about the global orphan situation recently, and several commenters asked: “What can I do if I’m not in a position to adopt?”

I’m so glad you asked.

Adoption is not for everyone. Nor is it the answer to the world’s orphan crisis. In the best of circumstances, adoption creates a loving family for a child who has been orphaned. But it does not address the root causes of why a child has been abandoned or orphaned to begin with. It is a band-aid on a much larger problem. It is estimated that 99% of the world’s orphans will not be adopted. Adoption is an answer for some orphaned children . . . but not for most of them.

There are two sides to the orphan crisis: finding families for children without, and preserving families that are intact. Prevention is the side that is not addressed by adoption. If we profess to care about orphans, then we must care about the circumstances that lead children to be orphaned. If we care about adoption, then we must care about seeing less children enter orphanages to begin with…

The Pictures You Didn’t Know You Were Waiting to See


The Japanese call it kawaii, and we are all about it round here. The Halloween cuteness at Castle Shriner was enough to put you into a diabetic coma. We dressed as a circus family, with T as the baby strongman, Scott as the ringmaster and yours truly as the girl on the flying trapeze.




I don’t throw all that many parties, mostly because I get all bourgie and competitive about table linens and it winds up giving me social anxiety and massive self-loathing. But I do shelve the self-loathing long enough to throw a Halloween party every year.



Our hood is Halloween heaven. This year we got over 800 trick-or-treaters and we went all out to show the kids a good time. Our rocket scientist friend Steve played the Theremin on the porch and we got the whole fog machine and spooky lighting thing going. We even had some awesome ghost performance art in the graveyard.


I considered not having the party, because we’ve been having some real challenges with T-bone’s aggressive behavior in response to over-stimulation. I was terrified that I’d spend the whole night trying to get my little vampire not to bite every piece of exposed flesh at the party. Then a neighbor of mine said, “When you have a sensitive kid, you can either put your whole life on hold or you can try to find solutions to help him deal.”



I took the advice to heart and decided to go ahead with the festivities and try to find solutions to help T enjoy himself (and us along with him). The first thing I did was hire a babysitter to stay with him the whole night, so I could be sure that he was safe and that he wasn’t going to start pitching the dishware across the room the minute my back was turned. I also set up a quiet room for him upstairs, with toys and books (and his Gabba DVDs, of course). That way he had somewhere to go when he got overwhelmed. I kind of can’t believe it, but it worked beautifully.


I love Halloween and I spent a lot of years handing out candy and waiting for the day I could trick-or-treat with my own kid. We made it all the way up the block and back and it was bliss. Truly it was. T has no idea what candy is, but he sure enjoyed visiting all the neighbors and saying, “trick-or-treat.” If that’s not kawaii, I’ll eat my Hello Kitty backpack.


Also extremely kawaii- our friend Ricky came dressed as Scott:


Where to Begin


Where to begin- the adorable Halloween pictures or the Prince’s lurid sex statues that I’ve been asked to comment on in the press for the last few days? The juxtaposition of the different elements of my life reaches comic proportions often lately. Two days ago, I was on the phone with the New York Post as I was taking the Shrinky Dinks out of the oven.

But actually, I think I’ll begin with the fact that I’m in Washington, DC right now for the National Press Club’s 33rd annual Book Fair and Author’s Night. It starts at 5:30 and if you’re in the hood, please come down and say hi. It’s a benefit for the SEED Foundation, whose publicly funded boarding schools help prepare underserved students for college. The Book Fair is helping to develop the school library at the foundation’s new Maryland campus.

Now for the sex statues…

Apparently our favorite playboy Prince is involved in yet another press-worthy lawsuit. This time he’s suing his former financial advisors for selling his Long Island estate for less than he thinks it was worth. One of the things stored on the estate (evidence which the Prince is hoping to suppress so as not to prejudice the jury) was a collection of life-sized erotic statues of himself and an old fiancé. My favorite article about the statues is from New York Magazine, mostly because it uses the word “jorts.” But you can also read about it in The New York Post and The Daily News, among others.

The statues are incredibly creepy and bizarre and have less artistic merit than the Shrinky Dinks. I swear I wrote a real memoir, but I get dragged into some pretty hilarious press as a result. If nothing else, the PR around Some Girls has taught me to keep a sense of humor about myself and not attach too much importance to reductive sound bites. If the press gets the book into someone’s hands, then I’m grateful for it. I’m confident that the actual text stands on its own.

Palate cleansing cute Halloween pictures to come.